Zvinhu Zvandinoda Nekuva neMapatya

Kuve mapatya emubereki kana kuwanda kune chiitiko chakazara nepamusoro uye pasi. Kune nguva dzakaoma dzakawanda, zvechokwadi, asiwo dzakawanda dzenguva apo iwe unonzwa sekanaka uye wakakomborerwa kuva nazvo. Izvi ndezvimwe zvezvinhu zvandinoda zvikuru pakuva amai vemapatya.

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Simba uye Zvokubata

Mwana wose anozadza mwoyo yevabereki vavo nemusha nemufaro. Ndicho chandinonyanya kuda pamusoro pekuva nemapatya kana kupfuura. Rudo nemufaro zvinowedzera. Kufamba mapatya maviri mumaoko angu akanga asingatauriki, zvisingatauriki, akanaka. Kubata maoko nevana vaduku - imwe kurudyi, uye imwe kuruboshwe - pairi kuyambuka mumugwagwa kwakaita kuti ndinzwe ndakakwana. Nyeredzi mbiri, kaviri kutsvoda, amai vangu vari mukati-katikati "sandwich" mutsvuku pamubhedha ... hupenyu hahuna kuwana chero nani pane izvozvo.

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Kufunga Kwemumwe

Kuberekera kunoitika mumatanho. Kune vanhu vane pfungwa imwe chete, sezvandiri, zviri nyore kutarisira vana vaviri, vaduku vaviri kana maviri 'tweens, kupfuura kutarisa zvinodiwa zvecheche uye mwana wechikoro. Zvikamu zveubereki zvinowanikwa zvakanyanya kwazvo, dzimwe nguva, nokuti zvinowanzofanana, asi ndinozvifarira nenzira iyo.

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Kugoverwa Kugoverwa

Nguva dzose zvinonakidza kuona mwana wako achizadzisa chiitiko chikuru. Asi kana vaviri kana kupfuura vakawanda vachizadzisa zvinangwa zvavo panguva imwe chete, ichi chiitiko chinoshamisa kumhuri. Semuenzaniso, ndakanga ndiri kuputika nekudada apo mapatya angu maviri akaita rumbidzo pamakadhi avo ekupedzisira, asi kubudirira kwaive kwakanaka nokuti vaifara mumwe nomumwe.

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Private Jokes

Zvinonakidza zvakadaro kuti uvanzwe vachigovana majee, kudana mumwe nomumwe nemazita ekufananidzira uye kutamba mitambo yavo inokosha. Pane imwe nguva pavakanga vacheche, mwedzi gumi, takanga tichityaira mumugwagwa, apo giggles yakabuda kubva pamagetsi emushure. Sezvo imwe yakaseka, imwe yakasununguka mumagiggles; ivo vakakurudzirana kune vose vakakwira kumba. Iko kutinhira kunotapira kwaivo vana vaikaka; zvichiri kutapira kuti uvanzwe vachiseka pamwechete, kwete kune mumwe nemumwe, asi mumwe nomumwe.

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Yakasiyana, Asi Yakasiyana

Zvinonakidza kuva mutariri wemapatya. Nekufananidzwa kwakawanda, asi kusiyana kwakadaro kwakadaro, nguva dzose kunonakidza kuona kuti vanokura sei semunhu mumwe nomumwe . Apo vabereki vechi singletoni vangave vachiti, "O, iwe wakafanana nehanzvadzi yako yakanga iri pazera iroro," vabereki vezvizhinji vane nguva pfupi yekuenzanisira nekusiyana pakati pevana vavo.

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2-Kwa-1 Bonus

Mutsva uye anotapira. Mimba imwe = vana vaviri! Basa rakadaro! Kunyangwe kuve nepamuviri nemawanda kunogona kunge kune njodzi dzakawanda , uye dzimwe nguva mamwe matambudziko, zvechokwadi iviri kune imwe chete.

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Mhedziso Yechiitiko

Zvakanaka, ndinozvibvuma. Ndinowana rufaro rukuru rwokudada mukuva amai vemapatya. Zvakafanana nokuva chikamu chekiki club. Iwe unonzwa kushamwaridzana kwenguva pfupi nevamwe vabereki vanowanda. Ndinoda zvandinowana apo ndinotaurira vanhu ndine mapatya. "Wow!" "Ndaigara ndichida mapatya." "Handizivi kuti unozviita sei ..." Zvakangoita sekuti tinonakidzwa nehuwandu hwenyika munyika yevabereki, tichiwana ruzha runoremekedzwa rwekutora basa reviri.

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Kugovana

Mapatya anogovera zvinhu zvose - zuva rekuberekwa, vabereki vavo, uye zvizhinji zvezvinhu zvavo. Kunyange zvazvo vangave vakagumburwa nemamiriro avo ezvinhu, semubereki, zvinonakidza zvikuru kupupura "izvo zvangu ndezvako" mafungiro mune imwe nguva yekusarura kusina udyire.

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Chibvumirano Chakanaka

Hondo mbiri dzakasimba kudarika dzimwe humwe hukama pasi pano, kutanga kunyange asati aberekwa, uye kazhinji kurasa ushamwari hwakawanda uye kunyange kuroorana. Pasinei nehuwandu hwavo, zvinonyaradza kuziva kuti ivo (vachitarisira) vanofarira ukama hwavo hwakasiyana nehupenyu hwavo hwose. Sezvo amai vavo, ndinonzwa ndiri neropafadzo yekuva nhengo yehukama hwavo hunokosha uye kuva nemukana wokurikuriritira.

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Kutenda Mukushamwaridzana

Ndinoda kuvimba kwandinoita mababa angu nekuda kwekuti vakagara vachigadzirana. Ndinoda kuvarisa kuti vapinde mutsva, mamiriro asina kujairika nehutongi hwevose nokuti vari pamwe chete. Ndinoda kuona nzira dzose dzekuti mapatya maitiro avo, zvose sechinhu chakanaka uye chisingabatsiri. Havana kumboziva kusurukirwa nokuti vakagara vaine mumwe wevamwe seshamwari.